parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

belly groping

When one takes it upon themselves to sexually belly grab, in an inappropriate manor. This then heightens sexual tensions, resulting in an orgy.

Female "just a casual bit of belly groping don't mind me"

by caitesaychese May 6, 2020

Minion Groping

The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction

Man that minion groping was the shit

by Jeopardymama February 2, 2020

malibooby groping

when you threaten to grab their booby but then grab both knee caps and squeeze very tightly and rough and scream "I'VE GOT YOUR MALIBOOBIES!" and then laugh until you end up grabbing the actual boobs because you became friends with bennifits. Rory is the intelligent person that eats Chinese and everyone's maliboobies, he created this and Jaron and Hayley were there to witness it for the first time

some guy name rory: i'm gonna grab your boobies!
some random chick or man (we don't judge) "NOOOOO"
rory: "HAHA I have your MAIIBOOBIES!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

That's Groping

Something that's not to your liking.

"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."

My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."

by Fisherman Dave April 18, 2019

Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010

ripe for the groping

a chick who is just ASKING to be groped by wearing high skirts and/or tank tops.

DAMN! Catherine is just standing there ripe for the groping!

by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009