Gransloshed

The act that involves getting so ridiculously drunk that you end up getting a blow job from your friend's grandmother.

George: Yo guys, what's good for tonight?

Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.

Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.

James: Sick dude.

by ihaveatwelveinchpenis June 14, 2013

Goonswooper

Goonswoop; an act performed in many different sports or activities, especially in BMX Racing. Goon swooping is when a rider is so far behind in a race, he or she resorts to white lining the bottom of a corner at speeds of around 3-5 MPH and pushes up any rider(s) that he or she can. The word "Goonswoop" is a combination of the words; Goon (A ridiculous, odd, strange, or in this case slow, person) and Swooping (the act of white lining a corner in order to get close to another racer). "Goonswooping" has different forms, for example; A Goonswooper, someone who goonswoops. Goonswoop, the act of goonswooping.

Dude, did you see Justin's first turn?
Yeah man he totally goonswooped the guy!
True, but the guy taking him out in the last turn was way overkill.

Have you met him before?
No, I think I've heard you talking about him before though.
You probably have, he's a total goonswooper, it really pisses me off sometimes.

by SuperNewg April 16, 2014

green valley goons

A group of fine gentlemen based out of Seattle who partake in goon shit and do snowsports

Damn bro the green valley goons really ran us for our za.

by berry macockener 425 November 28, 2022

Lutz Goons

A brotherhood similar to the knights of Camelot, they are a force to be reckoned with in Hillsborough County Florida. Most known for throwing exceptionally amazing parties, having lots of sex, and fighting. These 16-19 year old men are almost all white and very privileged as well as highly educated and very very attractive. They are composed of the lutz drug kingpens and the future of the United States' international drinking team to say the very least. To become a lutz goon you must present a five paragraph essay explaining how you would be an asset to the group. The famous slogan they use is " one swing we all swing."

Girl: " I just wish you were a part of the Lutz Goons Rod, then I'd actually believe that you are a fighter and a ladies man."

Rod: " it's not that easy, those kids scare me right down to my knickers."

Girl: " Wow they aren't lying, you are such a pussy."

by Quiza June 10, 2013

grinshaw

grin or grinshaw is a slang term for marijuana used among the young people of the 21st century.

"hey man, do you got some grinshaw?"

"do not say weed in my house, my mom will know so say grinshaw"

by Jadessena March 9, 2009

grensback

The situation in which ones penis becomes raw. Typically from masturbation.

Dude. That guy walks like he has a serious grensback

by crushnfoo May 3, 2012

gonsonlyeditor

A wonderful human whom is some of one’s beautiful mutual. Every rare.
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“Did you hear about gonsonlyeditor?”
“Yeah! They told me that their roblox user was Mexicanworld2019!”

by ohcelestiamywife June 26, 2021