Gronch

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005

Ada Gronick

An exclamation of surprise, shock, pain or anger. A mild replacement for such phrases as "Jesus Christ!!", "F**king hell!!" and "Holy S**t!!". Also a character in the film "The Kentucky Fried Movie".

Friend 1: "Are you alright?"
Friend 2: "No, I just trapped my hand in the door"
Friend 1: "Oooo, Ada Gronick!! That must have hurt!!"

by The Happy Homesick Alien February 23, 2008

gronch

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

by BongTokinAlcoholic June 30, 2005

Gronicles

Sea faring slang for testicles.

If you hear "Hang him off the yardarm by his Gronicles", someone is in deep trouble.

by Whls3 November 30, 2010

gronchi

A combination between grimy and raunchy.

When Eve threw up on yellowlight that shit was gronchi.

by Aspherikal August 31, 2017

Grontcha

the "ikr" stages :

ikr => ifkr => grontcha

1 : boxbox is hot !
2 : GRONTCHA

by Shiika December 23, 2018