For the gods

An extremely good thing, accomplishment, or just something that's fabulous. Something or someone who is great, exceptional, to-the-t or just plain perfect.

"Oh yas hunny, this weave is FOR THA GODS!"

"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"

"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"

by tmmontgomery December 22, 2012

DAMAGED GOODS

1) Item/s that were expected to be in good (if not brand new) condition, but were discovered eventually that they weren't.

2)Someone who was once healthy and/or normal but isn't anymore due to unfortunate, traumatic events in his/her life (i.e. physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse...u get it).

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

american gods

An awesome book about America written by an awesome british dude. There's a Leprechaun who's addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. I know this definition sucks, just read it.

"Just finished chapter one of American Gods and a Hooker ate a dude with her vagina, what the fuck?"
"Yeah it's pretty weird."

by wsedtrfyguhio November 24, 2013

Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.

Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.

by angryboy July 23, 2006

[?] Gods Of War

? Gods Of War

Clan Leaders and Creators
73ullet and 72uger

Clan Members
STEALTH9
www.73ullet.com
gamer_king24
Gabriel209
espino
Swish1092
Lock Master
Scal24
Noss
saucy
XTAC
ameara1113
-CjZI5I5-

Clan Supporters (they are not part of the Gods Of War Clan,

they just support them).

Clan Supporters
DSN18
Raiden
Nebula7

Noob 1: Dude that ? Gods Of War Clan is noob.

Noob 2: Dude they will own you.

*Noob 1 has died*

Noob 2: Told you, ha ha :D

by Ben Bagger March 9, 2009

bill of goods

a falsehood, a sham, an outright lie!

the phrase "selling a bill of goods" basically means making promises that knowingly can't or won't be kept.

political candidates always try to sell voters a bill of goods in order to get elected to office.

by bungalow bill February 12, 2005

godsend

When a situation is tense and unexpectantly something or someone arrives that completely eases the situation. In other words, a life-saver.

If Kate can make it tonight to help out at the banquet, she would be a godsend!

by Jonathan LPY September 25, 2005