Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto July 13, 2017

groceryback

trashy; tacky;
generally un-classy in the same way the romance novels sold in grocery stores and at the 24 hour CVS are.

the word is a portmanteau of "grocery store" and "paperback"

That wedding clock that chimes every hour to the tune of "Killing Me Softly" is so groceryback. Moreso is the fact that it's set 2 minutes behind so that you can hear the bird call clock go off on the hour.

by mmm! October 18, 2008

grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.

Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

eating the booty like groceries

Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.

Jane told her friends "John was eating the booty like groceries."

by SamiiThoo September 12, 2015

Like Groceries

How you eat the booty to get with Jhene Aiko.

Omarion: Damn, I'd do anything to get with Jhene.
Childish Gambino: Nah, man, she make you eat the booty like groceries.
Omarion: Shit, dog, she worth it.

by motherfuckinjthass May 14, 2015

Grocery Limp

Noun. The labored walking one experiences when carrying a heavy bag/basket of groceries in one hand, offsetting their balance.

Man, I saw this old lady at the grocery store the other day with a huge basket of food. She had a mean grocery limp.

by TheAngryCurtain April 23, 2009