There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

by sukan December 27, 2022

grave spoon

Slang for a shovel, used for digging up graves. Good for the typical gravedigger looking to mung.

"Hey want to go to the graveyard for some munging? I'll bring the grave spoon and we'll dig a corpse out."

by ZombieParish99 June 14, 2016

baby graveyard

When you ejaculate on someone and all the sperm dies.

She gave me the best blowjob so I put a baby graveyard on her face.

by Firedawg29445 March 15, 2017

Gravedig

In a forum it is when somebody post in a thread that is old, and bumps it back to the top.

may 21 2007:
Hello people

october 26 2008:
Hi how are you doing

october 26 2008:
GRAVEDIG MAN REP ----- =(

by Misingnoglic March 4, 2009

Mike Gravel

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!

Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 28, 2007

Gravel dick

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.

Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.

by Semen Tower July 28, 2010

Grave Robbing

When somebody shits in the toilet and you steal it before they can flush.

Æthel and Nyatasha went grave robbing and snagged some chocolate hot dogs.

by A Lynch March 18, 2022