Big Bird Grenades 

The outcome of the seventh apocolyptic unicorn rave. This happens once every thousand years when Obama remembers that we need change.

Person:Dude did you see that cat cross the street?

Other Person: Fer sure man

Person: Big Bird Grenades

Big Bird Grenades by psudonomousbosch November 8, 2011

Guido grenades 

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.

My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.

Guido grenades by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Horseshoes & Hand Grenades 

The greatest fucking band to come out of Flint Michigan. Mostly a classic rock party band but they also do quite a bit of alternative music. They mostly do Clapton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and other great 70's stuff.

Dude, Jake, the guitarist from Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, Justin the drummer, and Nolan the bassist make a kick-ass team!

Horseshoes & Hand Grenades by flintguy August 28, 2010

Frag Grenades 

The cool way to say "no homo."

Rule number one, no frag grenades.

Frag Grenades by mlwsoccer October 18, 2008

horseshoes and hand grenades

a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )

Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!

horseshoes and hand grenades by helpymcgee1371 March 10, 2011

babies and hand grenades 

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

babies and hand grenades by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

Close only counts in grenades 

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

Close only counts in grenades by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022