Greasonomics

Greasonomics is the study of grease. It is where supply and command meet on the scales of grease to form the greasilibrium. An ideal situation would be one in which the grease levels are indeed high and one is maximizing the greasilibrium.

Greasonomics is...
1. Getting really greased up at a bar
2. Wearing neon/tight/bright clothing in social situations
3. Being unable to walk, so one is forced to slide.

by Jimmy Greasestrom August 1, 2011

greasily pissed

so ridiculously pissed that you get greasy.

a hobo dropping his sandwich off a warf.... would be greasily pissed
or
a girl texting a guy all weekend and not getting any response would be greasily pissed.

by LCAB September 20, 2009

greasel

n. grease + oil. a synonym for bribe. while the oil smoothens the work for which bribe is given, the grease dirties your hand on account of giving/ taking bribe.

A realtor is giving me $1000 discount on this land, but I have to shell out $600 greasel to sanction my house plan. Heck, it means I'm saving only $400.

by buzzer_71 February 25, 2010

Tahlia Greasle

She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She has a perfect body and a perfect personality. She is pretty and she looks better when she doesn’t have makeup on. Love Mathew

I wish I could be tahlia greasle

by Tahlia Greasle January 3, 2022

ioan greasley

ginger cunt

ioan greasley is a ginger cunt
I saw the ginger cunt playing fortnut

by patch-190e January 30, 2025

Season's Greason's

An winter event in which large yeti-like creatures are attacked by small sasquatch-like creatures. It makes beautiful scenery for a holiday photo.

Person 1: Season's Greason's!
Person 2: Really? Let me get my phone, I need to take a picture.
Person 1: Please send it to me when you're done, I need something to text my family this year.

by MetricButtTon January 19, 2024