Dirty graver

During sexual intercourse, you cut your partner up with a knife and start digging their insides out with a shovel. When they are "empty" you attempt to use them as a jacket.

Yoo dude, last night I pulled a Dirty Graver it was so cool... she was still warm

by 1000 IQDictionary April 30, 2020

Ditch graver

A person who is destined to die in a ditch with no future ahead of them.

Brian: “did you hear those hooligans talking over there?”
Liam: “they are the future crack fiends and ditch gravers of this generation.”

by BleachBrinker98 May 9, 2024

Ditch graver

Ditch graver: a term used to describe a person with no future and most likely to die in a ditch

Brian: “did you see those heathens speaking over there?”
Liam: “yeah, they are the future ditch gravers of the world”

by BleachBrinker98 May 9, 2024

Gravelleur

One who inserts gravel into their anus for pleasure.

Bob showed Steve he is a true gravelleur when he fisted a handful of gravel into his ass. “Oh yeah,” exclaimed Bob.

by AnorexicDildo July 15, 2021

graves road

A road running through Green and Springfield townships in Ross county, Ohio, noted for the incredible trashiness of the inbred, diseased families that live along it. the bane of the Ross County Sheriff's department, charged with keeping the unruly riffraff in line, at least part of the time.

Aunt Chelle: let's go up to Freshour road, score some weed and crack at Eldon's , then go swap kids with some other perverts and orgy it up!."

Colby: "Who on Graves Road will swap kids with scum like us?"

Aunt Chelle: "Aw, any of 'em will if we got dope!"

by icewolf July 19, 2012

grave mouth

The inability to taste or detect a flavor that may range anywhere between mild to extreme, such as sour, sweet, or spicy. You either have hypogeusia, ageusia, or your taste buds have been dead for years.

Shayne: What a fine meal.

Garrett: How are you not tasting the malic acid?! It's so supposed to be sour!

Shayne: I have grave mouth.

by aaw1 November 5, 2021

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023