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Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.
grapes is a pr0g master
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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grapeshot

1. Cannon charge consisting of small round balls, usually of lead, iron or cast iron, that were held in clusters of 5 or more.

2. Party or gathering that is essentially void of women (a scale above or near 8:1 men per woman), Thus making an abundance of testicles. Generally the men are packed into a closed space or room forming a cluster.
1. The noted pirate Bartholomew Roberts AKA "Black Bart" was killed by a blast of grapeshot from HMS Swallow

2. "This bar is a total sausage fest!" said Bill to Jim, an all the other men in the tightly packed bar. "This sausage fest is a total grapeshot!" said Jim to Bill, and all the other men in the tightly packed bar.
by Opposable March 16, 2011
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grapesmuggler

A person who wears briefs or more specifically speedos.
A swimmer smuggles their "grapes" in their speedo.
by The Smuggler of Grapes July 28, 2003
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Grapeski

This is a common street name for swisher sweets cigars used in more colloquial situations and even in public as a facade to throw off parents or other authoritative types from the actual topic of smoking cigars.
Brown: Gotta be gettin' some grapeski
Tall: Can't be doin that ma man
Ripped: Can't be having someone who is 18 ma man
Brown: Got some grapeski in the Focus ma man
Ripped: Well cock my balls and call me cockballs; lets go
by Elliot Criswell August 18, 2008
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grapeson

Grayson Dolan’s subconscious
Grayson: man I’m in the mood for some pizza
Grapeson: no you ain’t. You want grapes
by Grapesondolan February 1, 2019
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Meat Grapes

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
by BKDinGA July 23, 2010
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Stealing Grapes

The act of having one or both of your nipples seen through your shirt due to nipple erection.
"Holy shit Erik, that girl over there is stealing grapes like woah!"
by dr0ne August 30, 2005
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