ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy 

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy by IFap232BluntsIG March 11, 2018

slap-happy-grand-pappy 

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

slap-happy-grand-pappy by T.Wilson January 1, 2013

ur grandpap a trap 

The strongest insult of all.
If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is.

This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.

Ben: Hey faggot, your granny tranny.
Steve: Little does he know..
Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver?
Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP

* The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.

ur grandpap a trap by your grandmother transmother March 26, 2018

grandpaparazzi 

Grandparents who take excessive pictures of their grandchildren.

We tried to take little Joe out for a walk, but we just couldn't get away from the grandpaparazzi hounding us for pics of the little tyke.

grandpaparazzi by big papa 39 July 16, 2009

Ur grandpap a trap 

The all over worst thing to can say. Worse than ur mom gay, ur sister a mister, etc.

Carl: ur sister a mister
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
*god himself falls on the floor and starts crying ending all humanity*

Ur grandpap a trap by Howisthismemenotdead March 18, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap 

This is the most offensive and destructive thing you could ever say to another person, once spoken, the victim of this statement will instantly lose all of their credibility and pride. If you say this to someone, their families will be forced to abandon them, and they will self-destruct shortly after. Napoleon Bonaparte used to use this insult to brutally massacre his mortal foes.

Borthwick: Ur greasy
Gretchen: Oh yah well ur keg has smeg
Borthwick: Ur mum gey
Gretchen: No u
Borthwick: Ur grandpap a trap
Gretchen: *bursts into a fiery inferno and is shamed for all eternity*

Ur grandpap a trap by Meatloaf Salad March 18, 2018

Your grandpap a trap 

When you need to one up everyone else’s insult...

Your mom gay
Your dad lesbian
Your granny tranny
Your grandpap a trap

Your grandpap a trap by DarkiXe March 15, 2018