Graftzilla

A grafter of Godzilla proportions. A person who finds it hard to not flirt with human beings, no matter how repulsive the victim may be.

Josh, you Graftzilla, get the fuck off my Gran!

by BINTANCALOPEZ December 31, 2011

gratzenstein

The swollen testicles after being sucken on.

Oh boy, I really gave you gratzenstein huh?

by Mikkelsteen April 25, 2008

Give'r Gretzky

Inputting 99 seconds on a microwave.

How long do you want me to put your chili in the microwave? Give'r Gretzky!

by SurlyBastard February 21, 2009

wayne gretzky

The greatest hockey player that ever lived.

Until Wayne Gretzky, I didn't even know LA had a hockey team.

by hee December 28, 2005

Greetz

A term often used incorrectly by non English speaking people who insist on "greeting" people at the end of their message.

i fond this rly kool website called urban dicionary. the place is gr8 i learnt english from it!

greetz!!

mohammed

by Vincént Ahmed June 30, 2008

Gretzing

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.

I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.

by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

Gretzky tuck

a shirt/jersey only tucked in on the person's strong hand side, so as to keep it out of the way of absolutely tooling on people. Looks foolish on people not named "Gretzky."

He looked like an absolute douchebag wearing a Gretzky tucked polo shirt during math.

by the Flying Fuj July 7, 2008