the gotch

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

gotcha journalism

simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.

katie couric: "governor palin, how many fingers am i holding up?"

sarah palin: "you know katie, i'm sick and tired of this gotcha journalism."

by bun September 30, 2008

gotchie gravy

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!

If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

Gotcha hat

A phrase that results in an immediate ass whooping

His final words were "gotcha hat" may he rest in peace

by Teehew May 7, 2021

Gotcha Game

A video game that bombards you with microtransactions, usually "free to play".

The word is derived from how the games usually "get you" by luring you in with quick and rewarding mechanics at first, only to take those mechanics away and charge for them later on.

Friend #1: Hey, do you play Clash of Clans?
Friend #2: Sorry man, I don't play gotcha games.

by cowthe2000 October 27, 2019

gotchola

A person that just sleeps on the couch all day and smokes weed. This person will also eat all of your food, and very rarely uses the restroom. They also have bad hygiene, and are usually Jewish.

The guy on the couch in Half Baked. Tony is such a crippled gotchola.

by Russy February 6, 2008

gotchoass

To "get" or have "gotten" somebody in some sort of battle or challenge

After winning in Battle ...Dave yells gotchoass out of his passenger side window towards his victim...hehe

by Dave S. December 6, 2002