goltling

The act of kissing someone's ass while simultaneously performing a reach-around hand job on the recipient.

John was so determined to get the sale that he resorted to goltling to please the customer.

by munkee_5 June 28, 2012

Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)

Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD) is a disorder in which an individual thinks he is literally Ryan Gosling. He says “that’s literally me” when he sees Ryan Gosling on screen and says phrases like “I drive” and “I’m just Ken” among other phrases.

Therefore, I’m literally Ryan Gosling. Nuff said.

Me: I’m literally Ryan Gosling.

My best friend: No I’m literally Ryan Gosling

Me: No it’s literally me

Him: NO ITS LITERALLY ME

Me: NO I AM LITERALLY HIM

Him: We both have Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)

by H4mza_23 August 22, 2023

Ryan Gosling

Gosling is a Canadian actor that has appeared in various TV shows and movies. When he was young, he appeared on Disney Channel with Christina Aguilera and several others. "The Notebook" was his breakout role and introduced him to the public. In that movie, he was a soldier who fell in love with a woman. Crazy, Stupid Love is another film he did featuring the prince of NBC comedy- Steve Carell. Gosling got a Golden Globe nomination for his role. It had a 78% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Many girls think that Gosling is hot. They will often go on sites like tumblr, facebook and urban dictionary and post their opinions about it- true fact. Yet these postings can get annoying since their posts read like a romance novel chapter. I do not care how Ryan Gosling looks like. Currently, he is in a relationship with Eva Mendes and they have a baby together.

This is a neutral definition of Ryan Gosling. Urban dictionary is a place to define a person, not gush over their features. If you think he's hot, then write a fanfic about him. Do not post your hot definition on urban dictionary since straight guys do not care and will downvote your definition.

by Fabulous Max April 7, 2015

gosling

To pick up women in bars. Typically by buying them a drink then charming them. In order to properly Gosling, you must take the woman back to your house by asking "Do you want to get out of here?"

1: So how did you meet your girlfriend?
2: I pulled a Gosling and chatted her up at a bar.

by ChaseLite January 23, 2017

Gustling

A state of being blown away.

The leaves were gustling in the air from the wind.

I told you Lauren, gustling is a word.

by Tran~man March 11, 2010

Joe Gosling

To grow dreadlocks whilst being Caucasian.

Your blonde hair is looking a bit matted... You doing a Joe Gosling?

by Define_Ruthie January 17, 2009

gosling

literally a baby goose, but can be used to describe any short, cute person. Hands down, it is quite possibly the funniest word known to mankind.

Guy1:Hey, Sarah's really short and cute. What does she remind you of?
Guy2:A Gosling. Let's call her Little Gosling.

by Shaelom June 27, 2005