Gort

A liquor store owner or worker most definitely of middle eastern or Indian origin working behind the counter and yelling at trouble makers who enter the store.

We dressed up our boy with a rag on his head to convince the Gort at the counter to sell us some drank.

by Coffee64 December 21, 2011

Gort

Adjective: To fail at something (usually when rolling dice) excessively or spectacularly.

"Oh man, did you just gort that roll again?"

"Dude; he just gorted!"

by Drasith April 25, 2010

Gort

A "gort", is a cigarette. However it's not a menthol cigarette, those are "grits".

Want to toke a gort? Nah dude, i need a grit.

by jdervil January 21, 2015

Gorting

The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.

Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh

Claire: *goooorrttttt*

Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?

Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*

Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................

Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off

Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)

by MiraCabron1234098765 August 07, 2012

Gorte

One of the most intelligent beings on the planet. Able to foretell a raid wipe often minutes before one happens. Enabled him to survive unscathed thru many failed fights against evil dragons and firey elemental monsters.

Holy #$%& the raid didn't wipe, Gorte made it out. He'll be back with help real soon.

by JDuff December 01, 2006

gort king

a nigga that's finna smoke gorts all day, errday. and he doesn't give a shit nigga

Bobby is such a gort king

by gortking420 April 03, 2009

torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009