gooner

When TommyInnit asks people to be a Jerry goon. They are not 'zoomers' or ' boomers' but 'GOONERS'. They are TommyInnit's slaves and enjoy being there slaves!! He is a good slave owner. jk

"Come on gooners to the island. Stare at the victim " - TommyInnit

by SpuddySpuddy November 8, 2019

Gooner

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...

by Pornophile September 17, 2018

Goonered

Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.

"I'm stuck on the North Circular behind a lorry accident, the traffic is at a standstill and I'm totally goonered".

by Goonered this morning March 18, 2004

gooners

a nickname for arsenal who are coincidentally the best team in the world and we have thierry henry and cesc fabregas and theo walcott and manyoo have stupid rooney, very stupid rooney

"go gooners!"

"gooners are at the top of the premiership table again"

by Leeko22 August 29, 2006

Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz

Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)

by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023

Goonerism

An Arsenal fan talking a load of shite.

One in ten Arsenal fans talks as much shite as the other nine is considered to be a true Goonerism.

by Goonbater August 1, 2020

gooners

Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.

Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.

by Liam Thomas May 18, 2007