Googleist

Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?

Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.

by Saraness May 2, 2009

Googlefart

A Googlefart is a fart that appears to search out victims. Normally a Googlefart will attack you when you enter someones bedroom first thing in the morning or perhaps it will be lurking in a lift / elevator waiting for its next victim

Watch out ! Some cunt's dropped a googlefart in that lift.

by Terry T November 29, 2006

Googlefitz

When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.

Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)

Dude richard why r u acting like such a Googlefitz?

by Michael luvs steph September 24, 2005

Gobblefest

A Thanksgiving gathering of friends where one friend is dressed as a pilgrim, sacrificed, cooked like a turkey and feasted upon by everyone else. The person sacrificed is typically the first friend to question the purpose of the gathering.

Little Bobby: Well, what the hell is a gobblefest, guys!?
Friends: It's a Thanksgiving celebration, Bob. You'll find out soon enough. Don't forget your pilgrim hat!
Little Bobby: Well, golly gee!! Can't wait, guys!!

by Bdogzz November 15, 2014

gigglefest

(noun.) uncontrollable hairtrigger laughter. known to occur at slumber parties after the topless pillowfight.

after we started talking about how weird our chemistry teacher is, tamara flung a tampon at jamie. after that it was pretty much a nonstop gigglefest

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

googlemeister

A googlemeister is someone who either uses google too much or for misleading purposes.

Sometimes a person will start a thread on the ESPN message board with a theme like funny quotes or jokes, and someone will spam the thread with many copy and pasted items from google. Using google to make replies that help make you sound smart and/or educated is another common ploy of the googlemeister.

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) October 14, 2009

googlenesia

The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.

Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!

by loco moto June 21, 2008