gongoozler

the gongoozler is a creature that can typically be found in bodies of water. they try to attack you when you are in the waters at night.
the secret identity behind the gongoozler is a man known as ethan nestor.

ethan: watch out for the gongoozler
mark: what’s the gongoozler???

by Anonymous unnamed person October 12, 2020

Gongoozler

A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.

M: "My biggest problem with, night and deep ends in general, is that, I see like a shadow...(points)"

E: "It's the shadow of the gongoozler!"

by Splarcie October 11, 2020

Gongoozler

A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.

"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."

by Anichka October 11, 2020

Gongoozler

A person who idly watches the labours of others while declining to offer assistance or becoming involved. Traditionally a term used by canal bargees when referring to onlookers found clustering around locks and moorings where barges have to stop and the crew engage in sometimes hard physical activity to make progress.

"Don't stuff up at Five Rise Locks or you'll get a cheer from the gongoozlers"

by Gwiwer September 22, 2011

Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is an ancient beast from below the waves that can only be found at night. It's tail is thought to be an ancient relic. They say that to see the Gongoozler you must be blinded so that you may see again. If the Gongoozler tries to approach you, just kick it. Finally, they say if you hear the Gongoozlers call, it means death is coming.

Mark: What the hell was that?
The Gongoozler: G O N G O O Z L E R

by The Gongoozler's brother Dave October 11, 2020

Gongoozler

A water monster who only appears in pools once it’s dark out.

“The gongoozler takes you by the toes and drags you down the the frothy depths of the water” -Unnus Annus

by Jayne Linde October 12, 2020

Gongoozler

Beware Beware
For here hunts the gongoozler With it’s mouth like a toe snare

Making no sound

it will Drag u Down Down Down

into the frothy depths

Maybe if you Stanned LOONA your Mum wouldn’t have got gotted by the Gongoozler

by Kimberly Breadjinington-MUM😳👄🍞 October 27, 2020