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Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.
Gongoozler by heeeeehhh October 11, 2020

Gongoose 

When a male's penis has entered something it shouldn't have.
Tommy gongoosed his sister
Gongoose by NocturnalVibes June 23, 2010

gongoozler 

the gongoozler is a creature that can typically be found in bodies of water. they try to attack you when you are in the waters at night.
the secret identity behind the gongoozler is a man known as ethan nestor.
ethan: watch out for the gongoozler
mark: what’s the gongoozler???

Gongoozler 

A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.
M: "My biggest problem with, night and deep ends in general, is that, I see like a shadow...(points)"

E: "It's the shadow of the gongoozler!"
Gongoozler by Splarcie October 11, 2020

Gongoozler 

A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.
"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."
Gongoozler by Anichka October 11, 2020

gagoozled 

Being screwed over or having too much to do in too little time.
After thinking I had a easy day today my boss gagoozled me.
gagoozled by S2112 July 20, 2014