Gonzalo

Gonzalos are known to be risk takers, adventurous, risky, fun, loving, handsome, and having a good taste in music. Gonzalo gives the best hugs and is very lovable, so in that case gonzalos spirit animal is a bear. If he cares for you he will do anything in his power to help you. In conclusion, gonzalo is a great person.

Hello gonzalo

by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021

gonzalo

known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.

"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"

or

"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"

by bunnyexplosion May 20, 2008

Goncalves

1.Portuguese men who have large penises.
2.Smart Jocks who know how to seal the deal with any girl they get with. They are bound to grow up to have successful lives.
3.Common last name of portugal equal to smith in the US.

Wow you may be black but you aren't a Goncalves.

by Daniel Goncalves February 23, 2008

Gonzalo Thought

Gonzalo Thought is a social and political theory originated by Abimael Guzman (also called "Gonzalo"), who was the chairman of the Communist Party of Peru-Shining Path. It proposes following the military line of struggle, by militarization and concentric construction of the party. Gonzalo also believed that such a revolution in a single country could spark a world revolution.

Apply Gonzalo Thought! Death to parliamentary cretinism!

by KalingaMaoistTiger January 28, 2022

Gonzalo

Gonzalo will always be the most good looking guy in the room. One problem, though: he will know that perfectly! He will make you laugh, he'll be incredibly loving and protecting of you and your feelings. Well, that is the case only if you're part of his family. If not, then get ready to be completely ignored from start to finish. Gonzalo doesn't care about what anyone thinks. He gets easily frustrated, is very stubborn and is a hypochondriac. Gonzalo loves sports and will always be the best performing player. He's competitive but also a great team player. He looks incredibly sexy in a suit and has a jawline that could cut you. Although he might seem a mysterious introvert, in reality, he is extremely goofy, loud, enthusiastic, and affectionate. If you are lucky enough to experience his unconditional love, NEVER let it go. It is the most special feeling you will ever have the fortune to feel. It's warm, honest, safe and full of light. Gonzalo's love is like no other.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, are you angry?
Gonzalo: Yes.

Person 1: Why?
Gonzalo: because that person said that thing that bothered me. Also, I don't agree with anything anyone says, and I'm always right, and everyone is wrong. Oh, and this room is too crowded.
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Example 2:
Person 1: Wow, that guy is so hoooottt!
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Gonzalo!
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Example 3:

* Everyone at a party chatting and having a good time*
*Gonzalo in a corner, checking his phone and observing his surroundings in silence.*

♥️

by bmbÿ November 22, 2021

gongalong

A word that Jacob uses.

" You're such a gongalong. "

by Pickleeees February 13, 2014

Gongaloid

An ugly alien-like human. Typically short and fat.

That bitch is such a fuckin gongaloid.

by Dale February 4, 2003