gollum dick

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.

by trbrown May 6, 2010

gillamutt

A word to start a racist video now said by certain Warwick Students

Oi ya Gillamutt give me back my wife's cardigan.

by gillamutt tribe December 3, 2010

Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

Gollumphobia

The fear of losing one's precious (any item considered precious by the owner).

"I wouldn't take his bacon away from him until he's done, he has gollumphobia"

by Hobomayoy February 15, 2013

bust a nut in gollums butt

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.

i bust a nut in Gollums butt

by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008

Gollum slut drop

A miss stepped curtsy.

Did you see Theresa May curtsy to Prince William? It was a right gollum slut drop, she went clunge first into the royal deck.

by BratfudReally June 22, 2018

gollum

messed up hobbit consumed by the ring, his "precious", who will do anything, i mean any thing, for that thing. must have smoked a lot of crack or something cuz he always makes a weird noise in his throat that sounds like: "ggggoooollummm, goolllummm." (hence the name)
Gives us great lines in LOTR

Gollum says: "Whats taters, precious, whats taters eh?"
Sam: "PO-TA-TOES, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Oh, a few coneys and some chips, even you couldn't say no to that."
Gollum: "Oh yes we could!"

by k dawg August 27, 2004