Golden Retriever

A Golden Retriever is a dog.

Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.

Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.

Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.

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"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim

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A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective

Golden Retriever by Psutey September 25, 2021

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Golden retriever

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A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

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Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES

Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"

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