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Jean-Claude God Damn

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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God damn mother fucker

The worst possible kind of mother fucker. I.e. Rick Scott.
Rick Scott is a god damn mother fucker for making me take urine screenings!
by Metal Mike 213 August 24, 2011
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God damn

When damn just won't do.
Not just damn, god damn!
by Dudedog July 24, 2008
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God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.
That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.
by Dude Grease October 7, 2006
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god dammit

An expression of anger or frustration. Usually concerning something more important or containing more emotion than would be used for goddammit.
God dammit Joe just died in a car crash so he's not bringing the takeout anymore.
by namlhadkire October 31, 2015
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ri-god-damn-diculous

ri·god·dam·dic·u·lous ri-god-dam-dik-yuh-luhs Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–adjective

absurd comcastic call center words; preposterous; laughable
A ri-god-damn-diculous supervisor named Keith.
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God Damn Poon Platter

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
by CRA201 December 12, 2012
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