goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

Goldstick

A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.

He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.

Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023

Goatsucker

A type of bird that has a hysterical name.

Little kid at a zoo: Look mommy, it's a goatsucker bird.
Cool kid who heard the little kid at the zoo say this: HAHAHA, goatsucker...

by GoatSucker00 August 7, 2009

gearstick head

A person with a thin, long semi-box head, with the upper part being 2/3 wider than the lower half. It is imperative that the head is long but with a rounded top.

Bad gearstick head

by CHuni November 4, 2013

goatdick

hairy prickly

Marsha, did you see Bob expose his hairy goatdick at the mcdonalds drive thru?

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 28, 2003

Angry Gearstick

Whilst driving down the moterway / freeway. Have your girlfriend give you a blowjob. When she is getting comfortable, accelerate into the back of a lorry.

Bonus points for every broken rib she obtains.

England, 01 July 2009 - Angry Gearstick

by Fulou July 3, 2009