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snow the goalie 

to pull out and blow your load all over the chick's crotchular region (aka "the crease")
No I don't have a condom, but I promise to pull out and snow the goalie instead of finishing up inside.

She pissed me off so I snowed the goalie and left.

My mom walked in while I was pounding it and I snowed my own goalie.
snow the goalie by mehoff15 November 2, 2009

southside goatee 

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body
"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"
southside goatee by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

Slipping one past the goalie 

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina
Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio
Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"
spanish goatee by 1562 June 1, 2010

slip one past the goalie 

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)
She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

Sheee gottie

When u make a funny joke or a roast and your friend gets sad. I’m sorry what I’m doing here how did I get to this website
Sheee gottie by Lactose my nuts April 16, 2021