guttenbag

An insult you call someone who's so big of a douchebag that even Steve Guttenberg would say "you're a douchebag."

Dude, you're trolling the Police Academy movies??? Don't be a guttenbag!

by sguttenberg February 19, 2012

Glutien

A noise made when something weird, random, unexpected or scary happens.
Resulting in the noise 'Glutien' - Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And flaring of the nosrtils.
It may also be a symbol made by your hands, creating a 'G'

Jess: 'How do you spell can?'
Jacqui:'You don't know how to spell can?'
Jess:'No'
Jacqui:'Glutien! *flares nostrils*'

by wescarr June 24, 2009

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Glutenpee

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020

cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...

Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot

Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he

by mitch00uk April 14, 2015

Glutton For Punishment

A person who is eager to get involved with a situation that have unpleasant results. And another one. And another one. And then another one.

I sent another text to the fucboi that doesn't deserve my time but he didn't answer - I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment.

by Baesicbible May 8, 2016