gluency

the act of rubbing pubic areas one against the other during lesbian sex. To velcro.

Refers to the noun "velcro": the pubic hair, to "glue" the pubic hair.

You can ask if a lesbian is having fun: How is your gluency?

by gluglu December 10, 2009

ebola gluten free kush

Another kind of kush.

It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.

Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.

ebola gluten free kush

A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"

EX.1:

Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.

Jason: I'll take some!

EX.2:

#ebolaglutenfreekush

EX.3:

A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"

ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.

by WhereTheyAtTho September 23, 2014

Gluten

Something that an attention seeker is allergic to.

Woody: I'm not sure what gluten is? Is it in bread?
Taylor: Don't worry, no one is actually allergic to it.

by EndingDestiny March 29, 2015

gluten free-tard

Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.

"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"

by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012

gluten

A protein that is found in cereal grains such as wheat, rye, barley, spelt, and kamut, but NOT in rice, quinoa, corn, buckwheat, or millet. It is a more common allergen than most people are aware of. The condition in which the body creates an immune response to products containing gluten is called Celiac disease.

My little bro is shitting blood because of that bowl of pasta you made him. I told you he's gluten sensitive, you douchebag!

by WILLERxKILLER July 8, 2006

glutenhardo

when someone has to make it known that they are gluten free and they spaz when people have it around them

dude i was with this chick and i whipped out a breadstick and she pulled a glutenhardo

by Urmomispoo69 March 2, 2019

glutened

(verb, past tense)
When someone who has celiac disease, or is living a gluten free lifestyle, accidentally consumes any substance containing enough gluten to make them ill.

INT. LAB - AFTERNOON

Dr. Johnson, Dr. Rye, and Dr. Barleywheat are scientists in a lab, looking over a top secret laser project they are working on, when suddenly Dr. Johnson bends over in pain.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What's wrong, Johnson? Johnson. Johnson!

Dr. Johnson does not respond, and sinks down to the floor.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Doctor Rye, what's wrong with Doctor Johnson?

DR. RYE
I have no idea.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What do you mean you haven't got any idea? Does she have any illnesses? Any medical concerns?

Dr. Johnson groans in pain on the ground.

DR. RYE
(frantically)
Illnesses? I don't know. I don't know!

Dr. Rye begins to hyperventilate. Dr. Barleywheat grabs Dr. Rye and slaps him twice across the face.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Get yourself together, Doctor Rye! Think, damn it!

Dr. Rye's eyes widen.

DR. RYE
Oh wait! She told me a few weeks ago that she has some kind of
disease! Celiac disease!

Dr. Barleywheat rubs his chin in thought, then cocks his head suspiciously.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
So she's a celiac, heh? Say, Doctor Rye, what did you two have for
lunch today? Quick! Her life could depend on it!

DR. RYE
Sushi! We had sushi!

Dr. Barleywheat's eyes widen.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Did you happen to have soy sauce with your sushi?

DR. RYE
Yes, why? What does that matter?

Dr. Barleywheat drops his head, then slowly looks up.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
My God. It's just as I thought.

DR. RYE
What?! What is it?!

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Somebody call a doctor. She's been glutened!

by READthatwordlouderdidyou? August 7, 2016