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Globbernoodle

A Globbernoodle is what you would call the aftermath of male genitals after an orgasm. Simply put, it's a jizz stained penis. Globber meaning semen, and noodle meaning limp dick.
1) Okay babe, you can pull your globbernoodle out already.
2) I'll be right back, I have to clean this globbernoodle up before I get it everywhere.
by Mr.Ection April 1, 2022
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Double goobler

An extra roll of fat under the neck, reminiscent of a turkey
"Having a double goobler cause YOLO" Drake/SJG
by Pstoolie September 28, 2012
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Globber

One who would be a Blogger, but for lack of any useful information or literary talent, fills up your screen pixels with globs of text too painful to read.
Clueless: Hey did you see what Trey posted on his Tuesday blog?
Enlightened: Man, I can't stomach that Globber! He needs to switch to cereal box writing before he puts someone into a coma.
by Astel April 28, 2010
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shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum
last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber
by Nick Varas November 24, 2004
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goblers point

the point where you ask a girl to give you a blowjob,
"will you meet me at goblers point, come alone tell no one."
"the Mrs has the painters in this week, so I had to go to goblers point instead!"
by Johnny Sunshine October 30, 2007
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globber

Disgusting, viscous fluid such as the saliva that collects around an active mastiff's mouth, semen, snot, or other similar substances. Can also be used as a verb meaning to produce globber or to deposit globber.
Fido's mouth is covered in globber. Fido globbers too much. Don't globber on me, Fido.
by ISE May 15, 2008
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knob gobler

"Your As evil as Dr. Knob Gobler"
by Rob November 26, 2003
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