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The center of the universe. Basically God, but better and Italian. One must repent for Crimes Against Giuseppe (CAGS) by completing one of the seven pillars: Pasta, Pizza, Pepperoni, Parmesan, Pestilence, Plague, and Playground. The profit Gus E. Pipe is Jesus, who made the journey from the Island of Pipe, Italy, to Queens, New York. "Blessed are thou who eat from the tomato of Giuseppe" -Gus E. Pipe. "Cursed are thou who eat pineapple on pizza. Thou must repent." -Gus E. Pipe
Giuseppe is love. Giuseppe is life.
Giuseppe by giuseppe123 August 26, 2023

Sloppy Guiseppe 

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.
Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?
Sloppy Guiseppe by TeamChoad May 20, 2010

Giuseppe milk 

When you mix a group of elements, preferably from the periodic table, and it makes a while liquid. This liquid is Giuseppe's milk.
Fuck yeah, drink up that Giuseppe milk Growse.
Giuseppe milk by Giuseppe September 4, 2022

Giuseppe Gottabigdong 

Someone that has a big dong, or slong, or a bingaling ball. If you don't get it I'm sorry. Someone's dong is in a gong.
Guy#1 I have a big Giuseppe Gottabigdong
Guy#2 you mean you got a big slong

Prime Moments Giuseppe 

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Merchant
Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Siiiiiii Merchant
a real treasure, must be protected <3
a sweet, kind, smart, sensitive and lovely person with a great music taste
he deserves the best !!
Giuseppe is the love of my life!
Giuseppe by youth.aint.fair_ November 21, 2021