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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore, he knew was done, so all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.

No-nonsense black girl. 

Contrary to popular belief, the no-nonsense black girl exhibits very much nonsensical behavior. She attempts to be a diverse member of society only to modestly reject others' praise of her realistic simulations of races that just are not her color. She has been known to suggest that you develop schitzophrenic habits and stay out of her thundering path. She's black, she's got a vagina, and she don't take none of dat silly ass nonsense sheeit. SHE WILL NOT CHANGE FOR YOU SO STOP TRYING SO HARD.
She's a No-nonsense black girl. She totally isn't changing her ways! Just look at her! No changes!
No-nonsense black girl. by Fooster October 31, 2012

No name boy/girl 

That one ex who we liked so much but they turned out to be a liar, cunt who didn't doesn't care and we forget there name because they are pricks.
No name boy/girl are people to be forgotten

Girl Noire 

A strangely attractive girl who is fit even though she is non conventional e.g. posh, emo, kooky
Lad 1: '' Shes well fit, her posh voice is actually turning me on!''
Lad 2: '' Yeah shes proper girl noire!''
Girl Noire by sarrie17 July 31, 2011

White Girl Noise 

The sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.
Girl: My iPhone broke, and my mum won't pay to fix it, which sucks because now I can't afford my daily mocha-chino latte from Starbucks...... blah blah blah

Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.

Girl non 

A type of torture involving shooting a grappling hook into the Male Genitalia.
Let's go fuck up that guy using Girl non!

That Guy was Girl non'd the other day.. Poor Guy...
Girl non by SpooksIsPoggers August 9, 2020