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Gimli glider

1. Refers to Air Canada Boeing 767 C-GAUN (c/n 22520), which on July 23, 1983 ran out of fuel over Northern Ontario, and glided to a landing at an abandoned airfield in Gimli, Manitoba. At the time, this was the first ever dead-stick landing of a jet airliner. The aircraft was subsequently recovered from Gimli and flew for Air Canada for another 25 years before being finally retired in January 2008.

2. Subsequently, the term 'Gimli glider' has become Canadian slang for a particularly glaring screw-up.
1. Hopefully, the Gimli glider will end up in a museum.

2. You just pulled a real Gimli Glider back there.
by Eugene206 January 24, 2008
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Gimli's laugh

a very weird laugh that is highly nasalized
Would you like me to describe it for you? Or should i find you a box? (Gimli's laugh takes place
by Vivek the Chocolate Milkshake September 13, 2003
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gimli_the_dwarf1

Legend. Unfairly permabanned user. Hopes ign dies a horrible death.
gimli_the_dwarf1 loves kuss.
by Jason July 30, 2003
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gimli_the_dwarf1

gimli_the_dwarf1 is a spam king.
by holla January 3, 2004
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The Gimli

When taking a part in an orgy, and there is a slut that didn't come yet and all the other guys are already limp from shooting several loads but you are the last man standing. You put the tip of your dick in her pussy and before thrusting you shout: "there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"
-"heard you got a GF!"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"
by Dragon ball BOB September 13, 2018
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the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."
by PolChan December 6, 2014
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Elizabeth gillies

Ellie: hey do you know Elizabeth gillies?

Mike:yeah, a hot person.
by hahshahshswedjihwgfiu3n September 8, 2020
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