noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.
Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.
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In May 2013, Corporal Lamonte Toney encountered defendant and noted defendant’s tattoos: “East Side Gilroy” on his back, “Gilas” and “408” on his forearm, a “four dots” tattoo near his left hand, and a “one dot” tattoo near his right hand. (P. v. Ruiz, Sixth Appellate Court, Oct. 30, 2019)
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Chuco: Odelay vato! I need to get at the homey Shakes the Clown! That fool owes me some moonstuff!
Pelon: You'll need a gas mask bro! That fools from Gilas and always has that nasty ass garlic breath!
In May 2013, Corporal Lamonte Toney encountered defendant and noted defendant’s tattoos: “East Side Gilroy” on his back, “Gilas” and “408” on his forearm, a “four dots” tattoo near his left hand, and a “one dot” tattoo near his right hand. (P. v. Ruiz, Sixth Appellate Court, Oct. 30, 2019)
Ex. 2:
Chuco: Odelay vato! I need to get at the homey Shakes the Clown! That fool owes me some moonstuff!
Pelon: You'll need a gas mask bro! That fools from Gilas and always has that nasty ass garlic breath!
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the any day of the week in which mass quantities of alchol is consumed followed by an evening of hard rough sex that makes your partner wake up the next morning and say "damn, the best days are Gildays"
i hope today is a Gilday!
yay Gilday is finally here
yesterday was a Gilday
i could really use a Gilday about now
yay Gilday is finally here
yesterday was a Gilday
i could really use a Gilday about now
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A test of true strength of mind and body.
When done correctly, the power of the great Sumerian King should flow from their bodies to your fingers.
A test of true strength of mind and body.
When done correctly, the power of the great Sumerian King should flow from their bodies to your fingers.
"I heard John preformed the Wings of Gilgamesh on his side hoes last night."
"How in the fuck did that twig of a man get both wings in the air?"
"How in the fuck did that twig of a man get both wings in the air?"
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