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Giles

Giles is a popular pseudonym for a women's sex toy, most often a vibrator, but can refer to some similiar objects aswell.

This originates from a person named Giles who was apparently 'cute as a rabbit', which eventually led to this naughty little innuendo.
"Pass me the Giles"
"Have you got a Giles with you?"
"My Giles is out of batteries"
by JOSHUA.C August 19, 2009
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(Verb) To clean one's glasses intently in an attempt to
make oneself appear more intelligent whilst conversing.
"It appears we are in a troublesome situation."
'Stop gilesing Matt!'
"I'm not, my glasses really need a good cleaning!"
'By talking, you only prove my point further.'
by MizaBrega November 18, 2011
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Giles Cooke

A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up
"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"


All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"
by Nic Cooper Inc. October 25, 2008
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Giles

A ginger with confidence that bullshits so much you believe it he can sell you any thing. He can sell ice to an Eskimo.
will always ask you to follow his Instagram.
by i dont care ok March 19, 2019
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giles is the best he never will let you down
giles im here
by stevenbaps68 August 1, 2022
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Giles

To mumble incoherently but with intention to be heard, sometimes with head turned away from the listener.
What? Stop gilesing, enunciate. I don't understand anything you just said.
by phousedj March 20, 2009
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a really good looking, funny guy who has the best girlfriend EVER. he can always make you laugh and he has adorable dimples. he can be a nerd because he watches the history channel but hes a closet nerd so dont worry. he always lets his girlfriend win and she thinks thats stupid. but he can do the worm, has brown eyes, has abs and muscles like crazy!, gets tan easy, sucks at 4-square, and he loves his mom haha. ok bye!
you're such a giles!
by h4nn4histhebombbbb November 22, 2011
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