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Gigabytch

Bitch X 10⁹

A super bitch. Bitch X 1,000,000,000.
She's not just a rich bitch, she's a gigabytch on top.
by bunnysparrow February 23, 2020
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optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.
Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage
by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009
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Gigalith

A collective or independant entity, object or creature; one that usually cannot be moved or altered without another collective or strong force to combat it. Suggestive of a giant structure, perhaps made of several smaller pieces. Anonymity does not have to be a factor.
The term Gigalith is generally, though not often generously applied to corporations, celebrities, and/or objects or application of a cult or underground status. E.g. Microsoft, Steven Spielberg, ABC, Uwe Boll, the government, Hollywood, Paris Hilton, Wal-Mart, etc.
by Steven M July 18, 2008
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Gigabyte

A Indian man who just sits around and does nothing productive.(Most of the time seen near grocery stores)
Bala: Oy fam those mans are just standing around doing nothing
Kafi: Ya they are Gigabytes
by Panjabi Sheep October 13, 2020
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Gigabet

Beta with giganess
In simpler words, person below alpha in hierarchy seems to be having charm and compassion; though it's pretending
Rudra: Jimmy is such a likable person
Phoebe: Nuh uh Jimmy Fallon is such a Gigabet
by Dylan Achiles May 3, 2022
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GIGABTIC

When you see something so fucking massive and big that you type the word "GIGANTIC" too fast and make a typo
"HOLY SHIT THAT SHIT IS FUCKING MASSIVE ITS LITERALLY GIGABTIC WHAT THE FUCK"

"BRO WTF IS THAT GIGABTIC SHIT IN THE HOME DEPOT TOILET"
by The man of potatoes August 11, 2023
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Gigabytis

A degenerative and chronic illness caused by spending too much time on a computer or gaming console. Extreme caution is encouraged if you come into contact with someone with Gigabytis as it is highly contagious.

Gigabytis consists of four stages, the common symptoms of each stage are outlined below:

1: colds & flues, itching, mild aches and pains, general nuisance to other people

2. Severe susceptibility to haematomas & enlargement of the testicles, however the opposite sex are constantly attracted to a newly formed and somewhat "mutant-like" virility.

3. Hair & memory loss are an unfortunate result of this stage, also commonly called "the gibbon stage" due to the primitive noises one makes when attempting to undertake a particular task.

4. People tend to avoid you, bones in your fingers have a tendency to break, accelerated mental regression, your bowel movements are putrid, and your success with the opposite sex is futile.

Stage four is the final stage before terminal terabytis ensues, which is unfortunately not treatable with western medicine.

It is important to check consult any qualified IT professional about the inherent Gigabytis levels when purchasing a specific computer or gaming device.

Gigabytis is also a sexually transmitted disease, it is advised to exercise multiple methods of contraception when fornicating with a Gigabytis sufferer. If you experience any of the above symptoms please see a medical professional immediately.
Gavin contracted gigabytis after a java, perl and mysql programming marathon. He now lives with his parents, makes stupid noises all the time, and a general pain in the arse. God help him before it’s too late.
by Professor Huxtable December 22, 2009
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