Limp dick ghosting

When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time

Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.

by S707 May 28, 2018

ghost ride the dick

When he humps, you hump, you jump off his dick and hump next to him, then hop back on.

A girl tells her friend, " I tried to ghost ride the dick but then it just got soft..."

by Kathom86 July 9, 2010

Ghost Riding the Dick

Where a girl is riding you, hops off, stands next to the bed and jerks you off.

We didn't have a condom, so Taylour and I were ghost riding the dick last night.

by Rob Cooper VIII January 19, 2013

Urban Dick Ghost

Noun: Description of a person who writes urban dictionary definitions and changes their psyudonym for the sake of not being got, got got.

Could be multiple, hundreds, or thousands of words and or psyudonyms

John Doe was a published Urban Dick Ghost who's never been got got.

by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022

ghost ride the dick

a)When you have sex with a ghost

b)To masturbate

a)Before cumming when you ghost ride the dick, put your stunna shades on

b)Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Go stupid, go

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

Ghost Dick

When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.

Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.

by Grammy's Jammies May 20, 2021

ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.

Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."

by rorylikealion September 24, 2021