Garrison

A sex god that can make women moan with erotic pleasure with his huge penis!! then he can make them happy and laugh right after he fucks the shit out of them.

Did you see that guy i had last night? he was a complete Garrison...

by theloverofthisguywhoistotallya October 20, 2008

Garrison Taunt

The art of moving your hands in a circular motion beside your head.
Made from the most famous WWE wrestler Garrison Cade.

"Man did you see that wicked Garrison Taunt in his Titantron"

by Vince_McMahon August 15, 2005

Air Garrison's

ROTC or military boots. They are Black, shiny, and are worn with the Class A,B and C uniform.

The term Air Garrison's orginated at Benedictine Military School in Savannah,Ga.

by Dick Littlewood May 22, 2007

garrison

He is a sex god. He has an abnormally large penis. Hes not very smart and is looking to go basically no where in life. He is extremely tall and handsome. He has extreme sex appeal and has an extreme jew fro. He is a TOTAL freak in bed. Hes always attracted to brunettes, and is the best guy a girl could ask for. He has a great ass. He's very nice to any of his girlfriends but the crazy things he does endangers them. Never drive with him. Its very unsafe.

He was definitely a Garrison.

by garygary1234 July 6, 2010

garrison

a rather posh name decribing the ghettos most notably a jamaican ghetto

instead of saying "mih come from the ghetto"

its "mih come from the garrison"

youve never been to the ghetto until you've been to the garrison.

by jamaicanblacks September 21, 2007

Pulling a Garrison

When you have a sex change, and then decide you want to go back to being the sex you formerly were. Derived from South Park character Mr. Garrison, and what he did on the show once.

Guy: Where's Nicki?
Guy2: Oh, she became Nick again.
Guy: So, when Nick said he wanted to be female, he was pulling a Garrison?
Guy2: Yup.

by AWarnerS August 7, 2011

Ben Garrison

the brown stain that collects around the anus after many years of bowel movements

Andy goes to the anal bleacher to have his Ben Garrison removed in anticipation of anal sex after meeting a new man on grinder.

by Some say the worst December 3, 2019