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Gerrard

to do 'a gerrard' means telling people to be careful not to slip but then slipping yourself.
For Example: I cant believe that Sam just did a gerrard
by theoneanonlyone October 18, 2016
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Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.
by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005
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Gentarded

When someone has no idea the genre of music he is listening to or that there is more than just pop, rock, country, & techno.
person1: "Hey! How about some house?" person2: "Nah..ive been spending too much time @ home, lets go somewhere else." person1 to person3: "Haha! Is he gentarded or what? Lets ditch him & go to the club & check out some house music!"
by DiGiTaLnDiZkO November 3, 2014
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Steven Gerrard FC

A slang term for Liverpool FC, who's fans treat Steven Gerrard as a god and base the entire club around him. Many believe he is the best player in the world, he has more saying power in Liverpool FC then most Chairmen would have in their own team.
"Liverpool fans are just obsessed with Steven Gerrard"
"That's why it's called Steven Gerrard FC
by -kyle- January 17, 2007
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Steven Gerrard

A cheating, diving cunt of a footballer who plays for Liverpool and England but should be in prison for the violent assualt of Marcus McGee in a Southport nightclub.
"Is there a bigger cunt in world football than Steven Gerrard?"

"I doubt it."
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
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Gerrard

a lanky wiganer who has a small d*ck and eats pies
he’s tall and chubby and has no willy,that’s 100% a Gerrard’
by 01yolo1 March 2, 2020
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John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.
John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!
by ginobeats November 1, 2010
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