German Shepard

The incorrect way of spelling German Shepherd.

People may pronounce it "German Shepard," but it's spelled German Shepherd!

by lecya October 25, 2007

gelmos

a famous black/kenyan athlete. gelmos was born in the amazon rainforest where he was brough up by the wolf tribe. he was 7 foot 2 an more ripped then mr T. he survived by hunting his own food an eating the herbs that he found. some herbs were similar to the ones we smoke today.
one day people found him an took him to kenya. this was his new home. one day gelmos tried to run an nobody could catch him. eventually they got in the car an caught him. after seeing this gelmos was put into the kenyan olympic team under a different name. he won many gold medals an broke many records. he is the black god. i look up to him. he gets me through each day.. GELMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! !!!!!

omg watch out!! its gelmossss!!!

by jmo gelmos January 25, 2008

german seeker

One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.

Hide your dildos girls! That there is a german seeker.

by glory maiden December 9, 2009

german jesus

Popular nickname for German NBA player Dirk Nowitzki.

NBA champion (2011)
NBA Finals MVP (2011)
NBA Most Valuable Player (2007)
13× NBA All-Star (2002–2012, 2014–2015)
4× All-NBA First Team (2005–2007, 2009)
5× All-NBA Second Team (2002, 2003, 2008, 2010, 2011)
3× All-NBA Third Team (2001, 2004, 2012)
50–40–90 club (2007)
NBA Three-Point Shootout champion (2006)
NBA Shooting Stars champion (2010)
NBA Teammate of the Year (2017)
BBL Most Valuable Player (1999)
FIBA World Cup MVP (2002)
FIBA EuroBasket MVP (2005)
3× FIBA EuroBasket Top Scorer (2001, 2005, 2007)
6× Euroscar Player of the Year (2002–2006, 2011)
2× FIBA Europe Men's Player of the Year (2005, 2011)
Mister Europa Player of the Year (2005)
Silbernes Lorbeerblatt (2011)
German Sports Personality of the Year (2011)

Person 1: Look, it's german jesus!

Person 2: What? Jesus wasn't german?

Person 1: Ugh, it's Dirk Nowitzki, also known as German Jesus

by FreudianNoodle January 21, 2018

THE GERMAN SHEPHERD

The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.

Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!

by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022

german shepherd

An extremely intelligent and capable dog that is widely used for K-9 units, guide dogs for the blind and deaf, search and rescue dogs, narcotics and explosives detecting dogs, herding dogs, and of course family companion. They are a medium-sized breed weighing anywhere from 75-90 pounds and 22-26 inches at the shoulders. They come in all black, black and tan (which is the most popular), and white (which is disqualified from the show ring). They will never let you down and will protect you with their life against anything, human or animal. They are very easily trained and are extremely strong. They can be vicious to intruders if they feel that their owner is threatened in any way. They are extremely gentle with children and protect them too. They love their owners immensely no matter what the owner is like. They can outrun even the fastest olympic athlete with ease. They are the best bodyguard and companion you can ask for.

My German Shepherd bit a robber that was about to get into our house.

by Mr. G January 7, 2005

German Muffin

Nobody really knows. Sounds like a sex position.

Ron Swanson: "The fuck is a German muffin?"

by Ron motherfuckin' Swanson December 7, 2011