geriatric fuck

A memorable quote said by Will Ferrell in the popular 2008 comedy film "Step Brothers".

From the film,

Dr. Robert Doback (Father): "You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!"
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!"

YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mXKIs0jyI

by HolyDumbFuck June 1, 2010

geriatrism

When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.

Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.

by Nate Bodine December 27, 2007

Gertatude

When your sassy inner minx is about to bust out. You automatically KNOW (think) you're the best at dancing, drinking, flirting, boss ass bitch-ing, comeback killing, and slaying bitches.

*form of euphoria

*alpha of all forms of females... Actually of everything in the universe.

*opposite of a basic bitch

*hottest girl feeling herself at the party!

Walked into a black light party and instantly turned on my Gertatude!

by Gertysareus1 September 1, 2014

gernate

1. To laugh appeasingly at someone's jokes.

2. To pacify a situation with falseness or fakeness.

Will was forced to gernate everytime he talked to his relatives.

His laugh sounded forced and insincere; it was clear that he was gernating.

by dvn June 11, 2006

Geriatrophile

The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.

"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"

by gogggg February 6, 2006

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

by shrimphead February 28, 2009