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verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard
- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?
Gerb by the Dude abides August 20, 2014
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That kid over there is a gerb. (noun)
That kid is gerbin. (verb)
Gerb by hope6969 November 13, 2021
the officer confiscated a dutch and a gerb, then arrested the suspect for possesion.
gerb by genocide October 9, 2003
Replace it with the word "grab". Origonated from a young man in Bath Maine.
1) Yo dude gerb me that.

2) Im going to go gerb another slice of pizza.
Gerb by Kyle Goose February 12, 2008
A really annoying person who thinks they know everything about everything. You want to kick the shit out of her because she is SO damn annoying in every aspect of her life.
Geez, J and M, that girl Hallie over there is so annoying; she's such a gerb!
gerb by Marie Christine March 22, 2004
to take or steel. when you want something to happen but it goes wrong. to be wrong or wack.

ay man you just got straight GERBED!
GERB by Kristen Lee Tell 'em. October 5, 2007