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A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with
"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"
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The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.
Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.
Geoffrey by MEECHER May 14, 2014
This creature has black and ginger hair and resembles a hamster.
Yeah he's quite long in the upwards direction.
Oh look at that geoffrey!
geoffrey by Smurf LOL January 15, 2008
A Geoffrey is an incident that is clumsy, not well thought through and usually results in upset.
Accidentally squirts ketchup on a clean shirt. Damn it, I've done a Geoffrey.
clumsy
Geoffrey by Mogalbear May 22, 2016
A nice understanding person who isn't a gigantic eye-sore. He plays basketball and is really loyal to his girl. And yeah
me: Maur is so nice he should be a Geoffrey instead
Geoffrey by felix's wife May 11, 2018
people who think they’re better than everyone so they plomp extra letters on their name.

they’re also the btec version of jeffery
geoffrey is jeffrey
geoffrey by moonslayer2005 February 21, 2020
Geoffrey is the best guy you'll ever meet, he's funny and smart. He's caring and makes a brilliant dad!
Geoffrey is amazing!!!!!!
Geoffrey by The Lexicographer November 11, 2020