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Geoffrey

A goat with no hair on chin .
Boy you’re not growing any hair , you’re such a Geoffrey.
by The Niggawhisperer October 9, 2017
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Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with
"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"
by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018
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Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.
Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.
by MEECHER May 14, 2014
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Geoffrey

A Geoffrey is an incident that is clumsy, not well thought through and usually results in upset.
Accidentally squirts ketchup on a clean shirt. Damn it, I've done a Geoffrey.
clumsy
by Mogalbear May 22, 2016
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Geoffrey

A nice understanding person who isn't a gigantic eye-sore. He plays basketball and is really loyal to his girl. And yeah
me: Maur is so nice he should be a Geoffrey instead
by felix's wife May 11, 2018
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Geoffrey Peterson

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.
Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010
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Sweaty geoffrey

When an individual deficates in a gym sock and proceeds to smack an unsuspecting victim in the face with said sock
Leroy never liked his stepfather so to humiliate him, so he gave him sweaty geoffrey
by Rusty switchmen October 17, 2012
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