geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

Geico

A girl that is slutty/easy

That girl is geico. Shes so easy, a caveman could do her.

by MGordn65 September 27, 2008

Geico

a drink made of Southern Comfort and RockStare energy drink

Hot Bar Tender: What can I get you?
Bar Patron: Yes, can I have a Geico
Hot Bar Tender: Wow, your cool!

by GeicoLover August 8, 2008

Geico

The insurance company responsible for making those unfunny advertisements.

Fuck! Not another Geico ad.

by ~JoeS January 25, 2015

geico hoe

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

by Lawtown October 23, 2008

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Geico Gecko

The absolute chad that is the Geico Gecko. He is one of the ten strongest beings in existence, however, he hides his true form and stars in car insurance commercials. If, however, you do not pay your car insurance, the Gecko will begin hunting you down, where he will then, take your soul and rape you.

Person 1: "Oh no bro did you pay your car insurance" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Well now the Geico Gecko will come and take your soul and rape you"

by Leviticus Davison Randalf XII March 6, 2022