Geezers Gonna Geez 

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

Geezers Gonna Geez by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021

active geezers 

Active geezers means there’s horrible geezers gaffing it up and getting very very bent up

Can’t wait to gaff it up tomorrow with some active geezers yeah that’s Fucking nice

active geezers by Troyd97 December 7, 2018

Geezershit

Geezershit is a lifestyle followed by geezers. Geezers make their own rules, live their lifes to he fullest and acomplish certain things without doing anything. If one person lives up to become a geezer he is on geezershit.

Wow I just graduated (cum laude) without doing anything this whole year, I am on geezershit!

Geezershit by Captain Geezer June 18, 2018

golly geezers 

another form of saying WOW!

Oh Golly Geezers he is tall.

golly geezers by kori willoughby March 9, 2008

geezers 

Old People, usually drive extremely slow.

Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers

geezers by cat g October 29, 2007

retired geezers 

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

retired geezers by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006

shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.

Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.

shoe geezers by free4all23 June 26, 2009