Geezus Christ

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC May 7, 2018

Genus

Someone who claims to be a very intelligent person but is quite the opposite and often spells genius wrong.

Darren: I'm going to make an urban dictionary definition for genus
Anna: What a genus move

by Epic2019 March 1, 2021

your genus likes penis

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.

George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.

by Dave is cool 222 May 19, 2018

Geebus Chrysdal

A replacement for Jesus christ that you can say around those retard christians who care when you say "his name in vain"

"IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"Geebus Chrysdal calm down!"

by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

geebus

Simply an alternate pronounciation of the Christian Son of Man Jesus Christ, popularized by a misguided Homer Simpson when forcecd to volunteer for foreign missions. Also this can be used by pseudo-Christians to comply with the third commandment.

Homer: But I don't know geebus!

by drunkengoat April 11, 2005

Geneus

A Geneus is like a genius but even smarter

Harry isn't a genius he's a geneus , he ant got no time for all that them fufu stuff.

by StHBG_ULT. April 20, 2017

Geesus and gawd

My saviours

I wauv Geesus and Gawd. Geesus and Gawd wauv u too. They’re my saviours.

by hamburger2020 January 7, 2022