Gaymon 

A gaymon is a person who has no friends but thinks he does. No one really likes him and only goes online to get girlfriends! As he is really ugly and has no hope of getting a real life girl friends. Loves to make him self feel important by making up stories!

Most gaymon's can be found from Online games!

We all know a gaymon!

Ling Ling : "Omg this loser is trying to pick me from ORO (onlinegame) he knows i'm 14 he must be a gaymon"

Gaymon by Ling Ling Ding ding December 10, 2008

gaymanding

the knowledge that only gay people or women would know

scentence usage: oh no i could never do iron chef its too gaymanding i would never understand what herb goes with what meat

gaymanding by jacob r. w. February 15, 2009

Guymond Bod

A play on the saying "Cut like a diamond". Describing a man who is very fit - most commonly with well-defined arms, chest, legs, and abs. Similar to how good diamonds are well-chiseled and defined.

OMG, have you seen the new guy at the gym? What a guymond bod!

Guymond Bod by Steve J July 10, 2023

Lord Gaymander 

n. 1. Lord of all things non hetero. 2. A person who is at the least is so flamboyant that Liberace himself would stand up and scream "what a homo!". 3. A non elected position within the gay community which elevates a person to royal status.

Did you see that Lord Gaymander over there? He is carrying a purse and waving at his friends like he's Princess Di.

Lord Gaymander by realistic12 October 26, 2012

gaymander 

New Jeep Model, appealing to Soccer moms and yuppie types, that rarely sees offroad.
Alt: A salamander that Likes other salamanders w/ the same slimy parts.

I saw 400 gaymanders at hy-vee the other day.
or
I saw that damn gaymander gettin' all icky on the other one.

gaymander by gunerr July 20, 2006

gaymon 

Someone who is constantly miserable, always finding another reason to be upset, and blaming everyone/thing else for their condition

Boy, that guy hates eveything. What a gaymon!!!

gaymon by RandyFandy November 24, 2006

gaymon 

a person (usually male) who believe that the world revolves around him. expecting everyone to have him as their first priority and know what he wants.

*Gaymon sits with afk sign in the presence of a friend*
Friend: hey joe
Joe: hey
*Friend and Joe walk away*
(hours later)
Gaymon: why didnt you say hi to me?
Friend: I thought you were afk
Gaymon: whatever

gaymon by Shugo October 1, 2007