apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.

Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.

by Fearman March 31, 2008

guitastrophe

A guitastrophe occurs when a guitar solo is so intense, people get hurt.

Damn man, I played some Dragonforce the other day. It was a guitastrophe :D

by Matt Cirka January 15, 2008

Condom catastrophe

When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!

Dude Last night I Had a Condom Catastrophe!!!!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

by michaelray October 3, 2006

gitastrophe

A git catastrophe. A series of inevitable mistakes that will occur when using Git or another, similar version control system.

I was trying to push my code to the repo, but I had a gitastrophe, so it'll have to wait.

by ladognome October 6, 2016

Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.

Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”

by Im0ster December 2, 2020