Garrison

A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.

Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.

" I think im going to puke"

"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"

" I saw a Garrison penis once."

by kiwassabie April 24, 2010

Garrison

One gay ass nigga.

Gayison is a cute nickname

Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, that’s a Garrison
Bruh

by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019

Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".

Mr. Smith is such a Garrison

by Pitoyable May 13, 2005

Garrison

A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.

My ex was such a Garrison.

by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018

Garrison

A low life Meth-head sex addict nigger with no background information whatsoever.

Did you see the garrison lately? I heard he’s on the prowl.

by Cayden Rollins July 18, 2018

Garrison

A faggot who thinks he's cool and has douchebag hair. He is usually tall and skinny the complete opposite of his dick.

Yeah i heard garrison had a chode.

by Weeaboo_Slayer69 March 1, 2017

Garrison

The Garrison are roblox gate slaves who stop at NOTHING to serve the gate.

Person 1: Where are my garrison at?
Person 2: They're at the gate, being slaves.

by bobbybobstar123 July 7, 2018