My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.
by ravenutter September 8, 2013
Get the Arse Garnishmug. A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.
The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.
-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST
The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.
-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST
"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"
"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"
"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"
by ZShep January 14, 2021
Get the Garnished Lay-awaymug. 
Get the Garnishmug. Words that have little to no meaning, other making a sentence feel more dynamic.
A speaker using work garnish might make a sentence have a different intended meaning to someone else, who hears every word literally.
A speaker using work garnish might make a sentence have a different intended meaning to someone else, who hears every word literally.
An example of word garnish is:
"I'm gonna do a little gaming today."
While the speaker intended to mean they will be gaming, someone might interpret as them doing a very light amount of gaming.
"I'm gonna do a little gaming today."
While the speaker intended to mean they will be gaming, someone might interpret as them doing a very light amount of gaming.
by Mr. Enderman February 16, 2024
Get the word garnishmug. 
by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015
Get the garnished dishmug. The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.
Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?
Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.
Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?
Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.
Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022
Get the Garnishable Ratiomug.