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Gargantuous Grundle Muffin

The point at which a vagina becomes crunchy.
Man when I was f**king your mother last night she developed a gargantuous grundle muffin.
by qwerkyduckbutter March 26, 2013
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Gargantua

Big, blue bastards from Half-Life. They shoot flames from their arms and can stomp on the ground, sending some sort of red energy at you that can do considerable damage. Some have said that the gargantua cannot be killed with weapons. Do not believe this, because they can be killed, by using explosives or energy based weapons only. It's better to find another way to kill them, as they take quite some punishment before going down. They are rarely found in the game. They are not synthetic or machines of any kind. Sven Co-op has a smaller version of this creature, the Baby Gargantua.
As Gordon ran into the power room, the gargantua began to chase him. He could've used his grenades, but he didn't want to waste all 10 of them. Instead, he led him to the power room and switched on the power. he watched in satisfaction as the gargantua was fried by electricity.
by Decapitator May 1, 2006
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gargantuan

The amount of hatred I have towards you, in micro millilitres, is gargantuan.
by Ame December 28, 2005
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Gargantua

BIG ARSE SCARY MONSTER FROM THE PLANET XEN!!!! From Half-Life.
Ah! Kill the gargantua!
by CheapAlert October 2, 2003
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Gargantuam

A person with an abnormally large head.
Jonny and Dexter laughed uncontrollably as the mongloid walked into the classroom
by Tommy December 4, 2003
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Gargantuously

Ridiculously; so much so that it drives you crazy; so much that your heart explodes with just how much.
I love him so gargantuously that it's crazy.
by Sun_N_Stars July 17, 2012
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