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Galactic Senate

At the height of its rule, the Galactic Republic was governed by a body of Senators representing the many worlds of the galaxy. Within the cavernous Senate rotunda, hundreds of politicians would fill the viewing platforms that lined the curved walls. When a Senator wished to speak, the platform would detach and float to the center of the auditorium for all to see.

As the Republic grew, so too did graft and corruption. Like the greatest of trees, able to withstand attack from the outside, the Republic began to rot from within. Interest in the common good fell to individual agendas. Senators accumulated wealth and influence by exploiting a bureaucracy too bloated and sluggish to stop them.

This all changed when Palpatine declared himself Emperor and instituted a New Order. He did away with the corruption, and by the time of the Galactic Civil War, the Senate was disbanded.
by not a starwars geek November 29, 2004
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galactic empire

(from the movie series, "star wars")chancellor palpatine turned the re public into an empire
by hooter stumpfuk April 3, 2006
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Galactigasm

The almost orgasmic feeling one has after watching an exciting episode of Battlestar Galactica.
Kevin could not sustain a galactigasm after Adama's brilliant handling of the Cylon threat.
by Dane Roberts December 11, 2006
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Doing a Galactic Gaming

A 'Galactic Gaming' is changing something so severely because you believe it is already at it's worst, this change helps for a short time but in the end ruins the nature of what you changed thus preventing any success in the future.
'Bro you know that GMOD server is CW:RP now?' Bro: 'Yeah, but it's gonna be shit in a few days' Other Bro: 'It already is man, already is' Praetorian: 'Do you mean 'Doing a Galactic Gaming''?'
by Deimos Lmao August 24, 2019
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galactic cunt

2 meanings
1. The biggest of all cunts in the entirety of existence.
2. The most amazing vagina even imaginable.
"That is the most ignorant, most stupid asshole ever. They a galactic cunt."
"That's the vagina of all vagina's, the best of the best...it's the galactic cunt."
by M4NVVHORE December 21, 2008
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Galacky

The taste experienced when drinking orange juice after you've brushed your teeth.

Pronounced: Gal-ak-ee

Origin: I said this when I was about six years old, never come across it anywhere else...so about 1997 in Liverpool ;
*brushes teeth*

*drinks orange juice*

"URGH! ITS GALACKY!" ;
by ScentlessApprentice June 11, 2009
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Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster

A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.

The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005
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