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gaffen

A giant dick douche who refuses to receive anger management
Joe was being a gaffen by punching random but people at the party
by polonium douche May 21, 2014
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Gaffneyed

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.

(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)
I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.
by CBFFL February 12, 2010
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Gaffet

a loser usually at the age of 40-50 who spends there time going on the internet to talk to 12-18 year olds. A gaffet is usually a racist troll who wants no better than seeing other people rage. no matter how many chances u can give a gaffet, he/she will never change.
no matter how many times i tell this gaffet named tonshaad/deadman to stop trolling, he still spends his time doing it.
by abs=gaffet April 14, 2011
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giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about
"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"
by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017
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gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden
I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...
by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020
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Gaffney

A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D

Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane

Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
by APERSONWHOISAPERSON September 29, 2013
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GAFFLE

To rip someone off,To get someones money by deceit.To scam someone for thier money by creating a ploy.To get over on a person or persons.
Its an old slang term used in the early part of the 20th century.Depicted in the movie "The Sting".
It was picked up again in the Bay Area in the 1980's(mainly Oakland I believe)
The 3 con artists got together to figure out a way to gaffle the tourists at Jack London square of thier money.
"How about 3 card monty one of them says to the others"?"Yea" one agrees,"these suckers will fall for anything" It should be easy to gaffle these fools the 3rd says.
by Jungle June 22, 2006
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